Thursday, April 1, 2010
Rich people now these days
Hello my name is Sir Percy, and I am going to be talking to you about a very, very rich man. I am going to tell you about Bill Gates. Bill Gates is the second richest man in the world. I like laughing at rich people now these days because unlike them, I am married to the cleverest girl in Europe. Every time I talk to Bill Gates, he always makes fun of me because of my accent, and my vocabulary... Meany :( I don't see why he hates me. I mean just because I shoot spitballs at him doesn't mean I hate him.
I think he is ashamed of me because when I invite him to my parties, he never comes. And when I come over, I am always listening to my IPod just to annoy him. Listening to my IPod annoys him because he made the Zune. I always say, "Hey can you help me set up my IPod. Oh wait. I have an IPod like the rest of the world.” I am not allowed in his house anymore. His guards know my face but I know how to get in and out of the house under the radar because I am the amazing Scarlet Pimpernel.
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Oh hello Sir Percy..You make me laugh, this is so funny. You may not be clever but you are quite hilarious. You are so much better than Bill.
ReplyDeleteGood day Sir Percy! I am glad to be called as one of your friends, you are a great friend of mine! I will would die to save you my good friend. You are very good at hiding your feeling about Margauite. There was one time that I saw a feeling of love for her when she was leaving to say good-bye to Armand. You are excellent of hiding your big secret of being the Scarlet Pimpernel. Everyone knows you as a dull person because of your descise, but you are a very smart man! No one could be better at being the Scarlet Pimpernel then you my good friend. You put your life in danger to help others, and I think that is very kind of you. That evil Chavelin knows who you are so you are in great danger! Thank you for all you have done! I must go now, bye for now!
ReplyDeleteSir Percy wow i know everybody thinks that if you spit spitballs across the room they think you hate them for life. They need to learn how to have fun. I still hate you and your going down.
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