Friday, April 16, 2010

The Jewish Disguise


Well today I am going to talk to you about how I tricked Chauvelin with my Jewish disguise. To be honest, I just bought some clothes from a Jewish cart owner and put them on and it wasn’t the best disguise I’ve ever had. But, to make it even better, Chauvelin didn’t know it was me. He asked me to take him to my hiding place! In my opinion, I thought that it was pretty sad that he could not catch me even when he was right next to me for thirty minutes! Do you know how many times I could have been captured in thirty minutes? A lot! I’m just surprised that Chauvelin thinks he is all that even though he is the worst spy ever! I bet that if a small toddler became a spy he would be better than Chauvelin! That is because Chauvelin always thinks that his plans are fool proof. However! They aren’t Scarlet Pimpernel proof!
I also find it quite fascinating that the only time I got captured was when I was in the Jewish disguise. But, that will be the only time I am captured by any French man. It will also be the only time I get beaten. I had to allow that, as it was part of the disguise. Anyway, they could only do it when I was tied up and gagged. But, it was all worth it when Marguerite came to me. This whole little incident probably saved our relationship. I think she enjoyed me carrying her in my arms. Without my great disguise, I would have never escaped Chauvelin… even though I would probably escape even if he did capture me! But, that doesn’t matter; all that matters to me is Marguerite!

2 comments:

  1. Ahhh. You exagerate my friend. Toddlers are too dumb to find that out. I don't even think you would have suspected me to be in a Jewish disguise if I were in one. You have escaped me several times. I know you think you are all that but bear with me Scarlet Pimpernel, I shall capture you. I shall bring you to the guillotine. You shall ask for mercy to my face at the guillotine. You will get no mercy.

    Bear with me,
    Chauvelin

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  2. Ohh my Sir Percy…oh my!!! You have told quite a lot haven’t you! You should be more careful on the information that you post. Now, I know all about your little dirty scheme. So you were the Jew! Now who would have thought! I thought you were hiding in the bushes by the creek! That is, until we waited for you there for like FOREVER and you didn’t show up.
    I also hear that you think I am the worst spy in Europe, eh? Well I don’t think I am ANYWHERE close to that. I mean, I did find out your identity, didn’t I. You know Sir Percy you are quite rude and should keep your little English mouth shut.
    Well Farewell for now, but beware!!! I am on your toes of every second of every day until I capture you!

    Chauvelin

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