Thursday, April 15, 2010
My Gambling Problem
God, I can't believe I am doing this. My wife signed me up for a counselor because I have a gambling problem, which I don’t! Well I might have gambling problem, but it’s just because I am so good. No one can see through my poker face. You want to know where I learned to gamble? Well it all started when I was young. My dad had his friends over, and I got so bored that I started watching them, and my dad asked I wanted to join. So I did, and I won the first 10 games. Then they quit because I kept winning, and that is how I started my gambling problem. I love gambling because I can get so much money so easily. I don't need the money, but it is just fun because all of the free money. The money isn't all that matters. I like the feeling of winning.
If you are like me and you have a problem, it is so hard to break it. But for some people it's really easy to break. When you are with your counselor, you talk about why you gamble. I don't need to go to my counselor because I can just tell this to my wife. I think she signed me up for the Counselor because I lost a bet for 50 bucks and that made her really angry. I don't get why people complain so much about how to break a smoking problem because it is much harder to break a gambling problem. If you go to a counselor for smoking, or gambling or something always tell them what they want to hear.
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Hahaha. You are truly delightful SCARLET PIMPERNEL!!! Where's your "poker face" now Sir Percy?!?!?!? HMMM?????! Maybe instead of gambling you should stop gambling and think of plans to elude me!! You no good filthy Englishman. Beware Sir Percy!!!
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Money is all you care about, isn't it. You wouldn't even care about your life being at risk. You see Sir Percy, I am putting you at risk. Beware for I will capture you and your neck will meet the sharp of the guillotine. I am your worst nightmare. I want this to be a challenge. Stop worrying about money and go to school. Don't make this so easy for me. I want an exciting story to tell the Republican Government.
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