I have a girlfriend who I really love. She is smart, pretty and kind. I don’t know if she loves me back. What should I do?
Sincerely,
Confused
Dear Confused,
My wife, Marguerite Blakeney, is also smart, pretty, and kind. But when I married her, she didn’t love me. After a while, I gave up on showing my love, and that’s when she started loving me. I would say pretend you love some other girl, and then she will get jealous and start loving you! Its’ like you always want what you can’t have. She will want you if she doesn’t have you!
Good Luck,
SP
Dear Sir Percy,
I’ve bee having hair problems. Do you think I should use powder or wigs? My wife thinks I should use wigs, but they are so uncomfortable.
Sincerely,
Hair Problems
Dear Hair Problems,Let me tell you about the pros and cons. The pro with a wig is that they hide you greasy hair. One con in summer is that it is very hot. The pro of powder is that your head won’t get hot. The con is you have nasty greasy hair. I would say wig in winter and powder in summer.
Good Luck,
SP
You were right, I didn't love you at first, but your pride kept yourself away from me and I didn't know what to do. What would you have done?
ReplyDelete- Marguerite
Hey chief I really like the advise that you are telling people. I think you are really right, but I don't think I need your advice with Suzanne. But with the hair you are completely right.
ReplyDeleteSir Andrew
Sir Percy,
ReplyDeleteWhy thank you! You just gave me an absolute great idea for my next trap! Watch out, I might persuade someone to betray you… you never know. I have done it once before and might do it again. The last time I persuaded someone it was quite simple, really.
I don’t think Marguerite deserves you. I mean, SHE betrayed you for me (well actually for Armand). I mean, just think of that, Sir Percy, she rather have you, her husband, KILLED (oh what a happy thought that is) so she could have her brother safe. WOW there some tension there isn’t there. Why, as far as I know she isn’t going to save you. The trap is closing in Sir Percy… watch out!
Chauvelin
PS: Thanks for the hair advice!
Awwww, Percy!!! Thank you for the WONDERFUL comments!!! Oh and please, do not worry, I still love you so and I always will!!! Faith, I always had love for you in my heart, but when you gave up on me, it released all of that love that had been stuck in my heart for so long!!! And you are right, being jealous makes you love a person
ReplyDeletemore!!! Oh, and one last thing before I must go, about the lying... is that what you did to me??? It better not have been!!! Well, goodbye and remember, I LOVE you!!!
Love,
Marguerite Blakenely
You are SO pathetic Sir Percy! Worring about your stupid hair and girlfriends when your life is in danger! If I were you, I would worry about me coming after you! But don't get any ideas, because I won't give away my plans, like your stupid follower Sir Andrew!
ReplyDeleteI will capture you someday, and you will be sorry you ever messed with me!
~Chauvelin