Dear Sir Percy,
It is very hard to be a rock star, especially when people comment on you weight and stuff like that. I try to stay thin, but it is just so hard. I even have to tell myself that French fries are poison. What should I do with my problem?
Sincerely,
Fergie
Dear Fergie,
I think you should just keep French fries away. It’s just like those Frenchies in real life. They are the worst. In your house, keep lots of fruits and no cake or fries. Also, stay away from McDonald's. It’s disgusting.
Sincerely,
SP
Dear Sir Percy,
There are these shoes called Crocs. They are rubber sandals and are really comfy. The problem is I don’t know if they are fashionable. What do you think?
Sincerely,
Crocs
Dear Crocs,
I actually love Crocs. They are really cool, and I think they are stylish. I also think you should wear them if you like them. You shouldn’t care what others think. Be a trend setter.
Sincerely,
SP
Dear Sir Percy,
I am a judge on American Idol. I am very good, but am very hard to please. The problem is that I wear the same thing everyday. I wear a white shirt and jeans. The problem is that I think that I need to be better dressed. What should I do?
Sincerely,
Simon
Dear Simon,
I think you should grow out of your turtle shell. You should wear something like waffle shirts. They are very stylish. You could also apply to be on the show What Not to Wear. They will help you tremendously. Good luck!!
Sincerely,
SP
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
Actually, the other day I saw Fergie at Panera eating an apple and a salad! Obviously she is working on getting back in shape! You should be very proud of her, don't forget to let her know that you are proud.
ReplyDeleteI was watching that strange show, American Idol last night, and I hated it! Simon was such a meanie! What a grumpy ole fellow! The singers are all great but nope, not to Simon. He needs a reality check!
How could you think that Crocs are stylish? Those are the ugliest shoes ever made, and they should not be worn! I understand that they are comfortable, but sometimes, you have to go through pain for beauty.
I think that it is very cool that you are answering peoples questions! Hey I've got one for ya, How do you find such great disguises?