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Hello, Today I am going to tell you why I would be happy and scared to live in the 21st century. I would be happy because as the protector of the rich, I know what a dumb robber is, and there are a ton in the 21st century. I like it here because if someone tries to break in my house, or rob me, or my bank, they always get caught by doing something dumb. Has anyone seen the TV show called Worlds Dumbest Robbers? Well that's not the exact name. I can't remember the exact name, but one time a robber threw a cash register at a window and it flew back and hit him in the head and knocked him out. Apparently the window was Plexiglas. Another funny one was a drunken guy tried to rob a bank on a moped.
I don't feel safe because there are some really good robbers out there, and there is more dangerous stuff than swords now these days. I am afraid that someone will come in my house and steal my money, and my wife. I started thinking about these things because my wife convinced me to watch law and order and there are all these creepy people. Do you know what is scarier? At the beginning, they always say based on true stories! You know how I am fearless and stuff? Well, I have to be fearless for my job, but to tell you the truth, I am always scared most of all when it comes to my wife's safety. God if someone stole my wife, I would be so scared, but then I would find that person and rip his head off. That is why I am scared of the 21st century, and laugh at the 21st Century.
I agree with you there. Living in the 21st century feels impossble. There is way to much crime, and it is so hard to use any strategy because if you try it they can just shoot you. If I lived in the 21st century, I would always have a pistol around me for safety. Most the criminals in the 21st century do not have an education so I agree with you most of them are dumb.
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Sir Andrew
I have always thought that living in the 21st century would be a little bit scary. It would be scary because the robberst have so much more technology and more weapons.
ReplyDeleteOoh Percy, I fear with you but please don't be afraid. I will always protect you no matter what and we can be there for each other always. Well at least I will try to protect you. Just like I did when that repulsive Chauvelin was after you my dear. I love you my darling.
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