English Society Through my Eyes

I am definitely a man for fashion but not one for the Opera. I am already a tired man and don't need any loud canary bellowing away. It also makes a pretty big dent in my wallet. Though my lady loves it so it's all worth it. Marguerite and I haven't been been to the opera a lot except for our trip that was right before Lord Grenville's Ball. That was a very awkward time because that devil Frenchie Chauvelin. I wanted to ring that man's neck after what he did to my beloved Marguerite.
Lord Grenville's Ball was something to look forward to after the opera. The Prince of Wales and I love spending time together because we are a lot alike. Everyone seems to love my jokes and my presence. Lord Grenville also has some of the most comfortable couches around that feel like your floating on a cloud.After staying in that dreadful ballroom all night, it was delightful to lay down. I got a little scared when Chauvelin came into the supper room at 1:00 am exactly which was a lot like my note I wrote. When that happened, I knew he was a Frenchie and that he was on my trail. I will not let him reveal my identity.




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My Gang and I

Lately I have been planning a very interesting job. It was to save Armand,the Comte, and some other aristocrats. It is going to be very hard to do so with my wife giving away my identity. But, that was only a minor set back; the real problem is how to get the aristocrats over to England without being caught. If only that cursed french man, Chauvelin, didn't know who I really was! If anyone wants to know my motive, it's to save the aristocrats of France so their family's won't have to watch them die a horrible death. The only thing that makes that possible is my gang. The challenge of having a gang is that I, the leader, have to keep everybody safe. I guess the French would call me an "Evil mastermind!" or something like that.
To be honest, I was very surprised to see Chauvelin in the Chat Gris. I only had a moment to decide to play cool and take him down calmly. I would have loved to stay and laugh in that evil man's face, but I had to leave the scene before one of his agents came after me. I wanted a good lead before that silly french man tried to catch me! He should know better. The only way he can catch me is to get a army which my gang and I could take down as easily as I took down Chauvelin! I am the Scarlet Pimpernel!

Dear Sir Percy...

Dear Sir Percy,

I have a girlfriend who I really love. She is smart, pretty and kind. I don’t know if she loves me back. What should I do?

Sincerely,

Confused

Dear Confused,

My wife, Marguerite Blakeney, is also smart, pretty, and kind. But when I married her, she didn’t love me. After a while, I gave up on showing my love, and that’s when she started loving me. I would say pretend you love some other girl, and then she will get jealous and start loving you! Its’ like you always want what you can’t have. She will want you if she doesn’t have you!

Good Luck,

SP

Dear Sir Percy,

I’ve bee having hair problems. Do you think I should use powder or wigs? My wife thinks I should use wigs, but they are so uncomfortable.

Sincerely,

Hair Problems

Dear Hair Problems,

Let me tell you about the pros and cons. The pro with a wig is that they hide you greasy hair. One con in summer is that it is very hot. The pro of powder is that your head won’t get hot. The con is you have nasty greasy hair. I would say wig in winter and powder in summer.

Good Luck,

SP

Welcome to My Awesome Blog

Hello and welcome to my blog. I am Sir Percy, also known as the richest man in Europe. My ansestors and I serve our lives to the royal family. I am good friends with Sir Andrew, Lord Tony, and the Prince of Wales. I am married to Marguerite Blakeney. She is the smartest and most beautiful woman in Europe. I love her immensley but my pride keeps me from telling her.
Most think that I am a nincompoop. But that is just a mask. They have only scratched the surface of my true identity. I think my wife might be on to me... just maybe. Oh! Have you heard of that Scarlett Pimpernel guy? Well, I quite like him! I have even made a poem about him. It goes-

"They seek him here,
They seek him there,
Those Frenchies seek him everywhere,
Is he in heaven,
Or is he in hell,
That demmed elusive Pimpernell!"

Sincerely,
SP

Rich people now these days

Hello my name is Sir Percy, and I am going to be talking to you about a very, very rich man. I am going to tell you about Bill Gates. Bill Gates is the second richest man in the world. I like laughing at rich people now these days because unlike them, I am married to the cleverest girl in Europe. Every time I talk to Bill Gates, he always makes fun of me because of my accent, and my vocabulary... Meany :( I don't see why he hates me. I mean just because I shoot spitballs at him doesn't mean I hate him.
I think he is ashamed of me because when I invite him to my parties, he never comes. And when I come over, I am always listening to my IPod just to annoy him. Listening to my IPod annoys him because he made the Zune. I always say, "Hey can you help me set up my IPod. Oh wait. I have an IPod like the rest of the world.” I am not allowed in his house anymore. His guards know my face but I know how to get in and out of the house under the radar because I am the amazing Scarlet Pimpernel.

My Opinion of the French Revolution

I think the French Revolution is wrong! I mean first of all, it's a horrible idea. What kind of idiots abolish a Monarchy? Tell me that? Only a frenchy would betray their king. Why, the Blakeneys never betrayed their king. Never! Why look where abolishing their monarchy got them. They kill innocent people every day. It's disgusting!
If they stayed with their monarchy, they maybe could be like England with a wonderful king as a ruler. But, they have not. They had to be rebellious like little children. If only the french had the loyalty to the king like my family. We followed the king to the end. It goes to show that no frenchy can top loyalty to the king than the Blakeneys. It's funny that they can't catch the Scarlet Pimpernel. If they had a monarchy, they could catch him easily. But if they had a monarchy he wouldn't be necessary. !Viva la King!